.: A Spurned Ex-Husband Decides To Split Everything In Half...Literally

We've all done rash things in the heat of the moment, and more often than not, we end up regretting those things. Take this German man, for example. He was ordered to split his belongings evenly with his now ex-wife. Angered that he was required to do this with someone who was unfaithful to him, he decided to follow the judge's orders exactly.
And we mean exactly.

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The man, who has so far remained anonymous, has created an eBay account on which he's selling his...um...creations. He used power tools to slice and dice furniture, electronics, and even a car neatly in half.
While we're impressed with his power tool talents, he probably should've taken a little more quiet time before hacking his possessions down the middle.

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We're hoping that these weren't actually his belongings, and were instead bits of junk slashed as part of a cathartic art piece. There's no word yet on his ex-wife's reaction, so all we have to go on is a pile of halved items and a video of some stellar power tool usage.